Archive for February, 2011

Freakshow ****

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , , on February 27, 2011 by Erebus Horror

I bought Freakshow a few weeks ago after scouring the internet for months trying to find it below £5. The only reason I was enticed to buy it was the ‘banned in 43 countries’ It became apparent at the end why it had been banned.

The film is a modern retelling of Ted Browning’s 1932 classic ‘Freaks’, about a group of criminals on the run. Forced by necessity to lay low for a while, they find jobs as security guards at a travelling circus – but, during their time there, they cannot resist the temptation to scam the circus. The group’s plan involves one of their crew, the wily Lucy (Rebekah Kochan), seducing the circus owner then arranging an ‘accident’ in order to secure the entire circus’ fortune. Unbeknownst to the gang, the circus folk discover the plan and seek vengeance in their own twisted way.

The duration of the film is good but slow, there is no action/blood/gore until the last twenty minutes. Before then, one could be forgiven for mistaking the film as a drama. It has a creepy feel to it and the music contributes well to the eerie factor, but it just doesn’t pass as a horror. Then all of a sudden people start being dismembered left and right and then there’s the final few minutes of torture footage which got the film banned.

Another aspect about this film that I found unique was the cast of actors. Apart from a few, the entire carnival cast are actual ‘freaks’ from a freakshow. Only a few real actors were used and the rest were authentic which added to the eerie feel. I’d advise anyone who hasn’t seen this film to give it a go. Persevere through the first 45 minutes to an hour and you’ll be rewarded with the gore strewn images at the end. It’s not a boring story, just not what one would expect from an ordinary horror.

Check it out and let me know what you think

Last House on the Left (1972) ****

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , on February 27, 2011 by Erebus Horror
 
I have seen quite a few reviews of this movie and i’m surprised at the negative feedback some modern day reviewers have given it. Unfortunately what most have overlooked is the date that this film was first released; 1972 people! We were still on the verge of Christopher Lee’s movies and only just emerging from black and white horror flicks so this film took us all by surprise. You need to take that into account before you start slating it as ‘not being scary enough’ or ‘not gory enough’. Of course it isn’t if you compare it to today’s standards of gore as seen in Hostel and Saw and the like. Think about it; this movie is by Wes Craven. When has he EVER made a bad film?

The acting isn’t bad but unfortunately its very unlikely you’ll ever see the complete uncut version (even though it says on the DVD; ‘original uncut version’ there are still graphic scenes missing) unless you get it from somewhere that specialises in distributing uncut, previously banned movies. The film in general is fine though; great storyline, not bad acting for its time and contains scenes which sparked rows over controversy in the 70′s. You should buy it just for that! If old Maggie Thatcher had her way you wouldn’t even have chance to see it so be grateful that it’s actually available for you to buy at all before you go ripping it to shreds.

Right, now my rant at negative critics is over I’ll advise all other horror fanatics to buy this movie if you have not yet seen it. You can get most DVDs from this age at £3 or less anyway so my advice; go for it!

The Lost Boys 2 ***

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , on February 27, 2011 by Erebus Horror

The Lost Boys was definitely an iconic movie of the eighties which ended with everyone begging for a sequel. Well we have finally got it… twenty years later. There’s a common phrase that I’m sure everyone is familiar with; “better late than never” and in most cases this applies… For Lost Boys 2 however it should have been NEVER. I’m not saying it’s a bad film, I actually thought it was quite good, but there was always that fact in the back of my mind whilst watching it… “It’s just not the Lost Boys” It was a brave attempt to make a sequel to this iconic film and the idea of bringing back some of the original cast was genius. But to be honest I don’t want to see Corey Haim (R.I.P) as a fat, balding middle-aged guy or the Frog brothers acting as if they are still the 16 year olds from the original. I want to remember them as they were. If this sequel came out 3-4 years after the original then maybe it could have been just as great as the original. The entire cast could have returned (well to a certain extent) and Barnard Hughes (Grandpa) could have still been alive to star in a second movie. Overall though this sequel isn’t as bad as many other people have made it out to be; its got some good ideas and has a decent ending, just a shame it took so long to arrive on our screens.

The Lost Boys *****

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , on February 27, 2011 by Erebus Horror

Sam and his older brother Michael are all-American teens with all-American interests. But after they move with their mother to the peaceful Santa Carla, California, things mysteriously begin to change. Michael’s not himself lately. And mom’s not going to like what he’s turning into. ‘The Lost Boys’ reshapes vampire tradition, deftly mixing heart-pounding terror, rib-tickling laughs and a body-gyrating rock soundtrack.

It is a fact that ‘The Lost Boys’ was THE teen horror movie of the 80′s. It had everything you need for a perfect movie; unforgettable storyline, brilliant soundtrack, perfect characters and great location. Not much gore which is a bit of a downside but the film more than makes up for this with everything else. There’s a relatively famous cast including Keither Sutherland, Dianne Wiest and Edward Herrmann to name but a few although it was only the latter two who were more well-known at the time.

Basically if you haven’t seen this film i’d advise you go out and buy it asap as it’s definitely one of those to see before you die – and who knows when your time might be up?

Feast ****

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , on February 27, 2011 by Erebus Horror

When a motley crew of strangers find themselves trapped in an isolated tavern, they must band together in a battle for survival against a family of flesh-hungry creatures. Terrifying and full of surprises, Feast turns the screen blood red as the group is devoured one-by-one.

Feast is definitely the funniest horror movie I have seen in a long time. The storyline, characters and the nasties themselves all add up to give this film 4 stars. The unique introduction to every character makes this film memorable with the fun witty comments about each one. It also breaks away from the stereotypical characteristics of the general horror movie. Finally, this film has a fair amount of gore, some sex and a whole lot of laughs… what more do you want from a film?

Rest Stop: Dead Ahead ***

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , , on February 27, 2011 by Erebus Horror

This is one of those movies that you buy and watch it once or twice; not a bad storyline (although its pretty much the same as every horror movie nowadays, just in a different location) the acting isn’t terrible, but there won’t be any awards given out any time soon either. The soundtrack is a bit dull and monotonous at times and could do with a re-vamp. It’s got funny parts, although I don’t think that was the director’s intention. It’s also got a nice amount of gore to satisfy most horror fans. The ending is a bit confusing and the plot should have elaborated on it more but hey choose whatever ending you want… there is 3 after all. Overall though I’ve given this movie 3 stars as its worth a watch and you might enjoy it but it’s not one of those that you want to watch again and again.

Monster ****

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , on February 27, 2011 by Erebus Horror

Nearing suicidal despair, fate brings Aileen Wuornos together with kindred spirit Selby, a young woman throwing off the shackles of her oppressive upbringing. Desperate to keep their relationship alive, Aileen maintains her only means of income – a disastrous lifestyle of prostitution. Fuelled by an escalating fury, Aileen’s life spirals into tragic circumstances, prompting a string of ill-fated killings, which leads America’s media to designate their first female serial killer a true ‘Monster’

This film is a great depiction into the life of Eileen Wuornos, ‘America’s First Female Serial Killer.’ Charlize Theron was definitely the best choice to play the part of the deluded killer and she rightly won an oscar for it. The way she speaks, acts and even looks mirrors that of the true killer and anyone who has seen documentaries on Wuornos will be shocked by the stunning resemblance. Christina Ricci’s portrayal of Tyria Moore is good but I don’t think she was the best actress for this role; the real girlfriend was a big butch woman with a square jaw and whiskers whereas Ricci is a young elegant woman… total mismatch. But her performance makes up for it making this one of the best depictions of a serial killer that I have seen to date. A must buy for anyone who likes a good film. Some might find it hard to watch at times but all will most likely agree that it is a stunning depiction of a series of crimes which shocked America all that time ago.

Dark Remains **

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , on February 27, 2011 by Erebus Horror

I was unable to decide how good this film was; if it was a b-movie then it would have excelled and been a master piece. But as an actual big budget movie it didn’t meet the cut.

After their daughter is brutally murdered in their home, a grieving young couple escape the city to find solace in the mountains. But Allen and Julie Pyke find their tattered relationship strained by their guilt over their daughter’s death and soon their pain re-ignites deadly entities from the mountain’s past. As the entities take hold, a cycle of death reawakens. With the vengeful entities converging all around, Allen has to fight to unravel the secret of the mountain’s deadly past to save his life… And Julie’s.

The acting all the way through is just so… emotionless. There’s no feeling in anything the couple say or do. As for the guy, what is he superman? No matter what happens to him he rarely shows an ounce of pain and little emotion, which lets face it, in a horror movie is bad. Admittedly it does have certain creepy aspects about it and the plot wasn’t too bad but if it wasn’t intended as a b movie then it has failed miserably. Overall though it is worth a watch - You might want to watch it a second time, then again you might not. Take a chance with it and see how it goes.

Freddy vs Jason *****

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , , on February 26, 2011 by Erebus Horror

 

I’m sure many horror fans like myself were sceptical about the combining of two great horror legends into one movie. Everyone has their favourite horror anti-heroes, and pitting them against each other reminds me of the whole ‘my dad is stronger than your dad’ argument from childhood days. Alien vs Predator tried it and unfortunately failed; they were from two complete different generations which was always going to be a problem. Freddy and Jason however, were both set in the present and thus making it a lot easier to work with.

It’s been nearly ten years since Freddy invaded people’s dreams to exact his deadly form of revenge and murder. But now, his memory has been systematically erased by a town determined to put an end to Freddy once and for all. Until, that is, Freddy resurrects Jason. The machete-wielding killer is the perfect means for Freddy to once again instill fear on Elm Street and start a new reign of terror. But as the bodies begin to pile up, he discovers that Jason isn’t willing to cease his murderous ways and step aside so easily. Now, with a terrified town in the middle, the two titans of terror enter into a horrifying showdown of epic proportions.

This movie originally sparked outrage amongst horror fans following Ronny Yu’s decision to give the part of Jason to somebody other than Kane Hodder. His reasoning behind it was  that he apparently wanted Jason to ‘tower over Freddy’ and in Hodder’s case he was only about eight inches taller than the 5′ 9 Robert Englund. He also wanted Jason to be slower unlike Hodder’s acting style which saw Jason as an agile killing machine.

The overall turnout of the movie was great in my opinion. They kept Freddy’s trademark humour and Jason’s silent, eerie presence. The acting from the co-stars wasn’t that bad, although at times it was pretty lame. But hey, on the plus side Kelly Rowland is in this movie and she couldn’t possibly last long in a horror flick, right? 5 Stars for a great idea and execution of that idea to perfection. Now lets just see if Freddy vs Jason vs Michael (Myers, Halloween) is anything like its predecessor

The Haunting In Connecticut ****

Posted in Movie Reviews with tags , , , on February 26, 2011 by Erebus Horror

As soon as I heard about this film, alarm bells started ringing. Amityville Horror anyone? Sure enough the entire movie has elements of the Amityville Horror throughout. Whether it’s the whole ‘true story’ bit or the similar plot of living in a haunted house, who knows? Anyone who knows about the ‘true’ story of The Haunting in Connecticut back in the 80′s will agree that this movie does exaggerate a tad when portraying it onto the big screen. Obviously, they would have been reluctant to include the part where the family were apparently raped and sodomised by demons, but I fail to see why they only had one exorcist when in actual fact it was a married couple. Anyway, as soon as you see the words; ‘based on a true story’ you can tell straight away that the company are too lazy to scare you. So, they provide minimal jumpy moments a creepy ideology and then slap the ‘true story’ title onto the front cover.
Pushing that rant to one side, the movie itself is not that bad. It did have a good few jumpy moments and it kinda stuck to the original story (albeit loosely) Overall, 4 stars for not a bad interpretation of some random family’s bid to earn a bit of cash

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